Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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