We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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