Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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