i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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