sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
