Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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