is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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