my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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