I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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