The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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