My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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