I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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