Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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