So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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