i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Come on in and take your pants off
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