i think my mom watched the whole time
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Alive.
So much puke
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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