OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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