I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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