I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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