So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
whose parrot is this?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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