you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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