dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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