David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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