I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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