just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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