Christians are straight up FREAKS
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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