It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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