i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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