new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
