she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
