i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
