Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Randomize
