She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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