We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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