He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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