Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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