wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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