The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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