Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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