shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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