They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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