So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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