just tell him i said nine months
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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