like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
love makes seman taste better
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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