It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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