never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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