mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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