Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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