Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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