I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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