The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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