I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's rum buckets o'clock
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
