What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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